It's the family business
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster
It’s September 1st

starkids-tardis:

aparselmouthspatronous:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS

I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOL

I GOTTA GET MYSELF TO HOGWARTS

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOL

BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS

AND MAGICAL BEASTS

TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS

AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS

ITS ALL THAT I LOVE

AND IT’S ALL THAT I NEED

AT HOGWARTS HOGWARTS

Posted: Sep 1 「23,045 notes」
  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

  • Posted: Sep 1 「35,811 notes」

    heathicorn:

    am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

    Posted: Sep 1 「287,116 notes」
    thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
    neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
    Posted: Sep 1 626,238 notes